The Romanian History Enjoyer of Chinchilla Land is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 558 million Chinchillas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaems. The average income tax rate is 34.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chinchillist economy, worth 18.5 trillion Genzaloes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,091 Genzaloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Chinchilla Land. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinchilla Land's national animal is the Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chinchilla Land is ranked 120,213^th in the world and 3^rd in New Genzi for Safest, scoring 73.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.