The Holy Empire of Greater Doges is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working population of 439 million Greater Dogesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Doges City. The average income tax rate is 40.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Dogesian economy, worth 46.0 trillion Gold Brains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,855 Gold Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Doges's national animal is the Rudolph Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Doges is ranked 179,517^th in the world and 88^th in The Realm of Aussies for Safest, scoring 55.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.