The Will Of One of Klaus Devestatorie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 34.27 billion Imperialians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Imperialian economy, worth an astonishing 19,085 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 556,911 Halicarnassuses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,181,602 per year while the poor average 5,452, a ratio of 950 to 1.

Emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime is totally unknown. Klaus Devestatorie's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Klaus Devestatorie is ranked 284,678^th in the world and 249^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Safest, scoring 3.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.