The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.446 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,294 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Osheiga retire only a few years after being appointed, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 199^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Safest, scoring 208.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.