Population | 8.905 billion |
Capital | Ailarvale |
Leader | advent |
Currency | Stardust |
Animal | Pengu🐧 |
The Girl and her Cat of Westinor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by advent with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.905 billion Westinorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ailarvale. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Westinorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion Stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 284,500 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Westinor, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westinor's national animal is the Pengu🐧, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Westinor is ranked 118th in the world and 1st in Bloopsjooj for Safest, scoring 231.6 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Westinor.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why advent is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Pengu🐧ball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Westinor, every school is receiving a brand new eraser.